January 2011
mmmmkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk-deactivated asked: I love you zowie, your like an older sister to me <333
: Me watching a funny movie
My mom watching the same movie:
When you're trying to make a funny face but still...
charlavail:
jostongodsoy:
Expectations:
Reality:
Oh my gosh hahahaha. 11,000+ notes? That’s crazy. I’m still laughing. That’s my favorite shirt by the way. I carry my phone and money in it and I buy things just so I can unzip the mouth. Then apologize to the cashier for there being (non existent) drool on my debit card.
Day 10: One person you can trust
1- karlia.
Day 9: Two things you wish you could do.
1- for-fill my dreams. 2- read minds.
Day 8: Three words you can’t go a day without...
1- fuck. 2- cunt. 3- karlia.
Day 7: Four memories you won’t forget
1- getting drunk at school :| 2- fainting at the dr’s. 3- rainbow when crystal fell off the car. 4- everyday is a memory.
Day 6: Five things you can’t live without.
1- internet. 2- karlia. 3- alcohol. 4- oxygen. 5- beauty sleep.
Day 5: Six songs that you’re addicted to.
1- i just had sex. 2- dont hold your breath 3- ice cream. 4- blowin swishes. 5- dirty talk.
6- hey baby.
Day 4: Seven fears/phobias.
1- spiders. 2- getting old. 3- falling in love. 4- having kids. 5- being poor. 6- karlia dying. 7- not succeeding in life.
starcrosedlovers asked: hahahahah, have fun there ;) x
starcrosedlovers asked: are you going to riverside? :o x
itskimtranmotherfuckers:
When someone asks you to do something and you get entirely ready to go out and they cancel at the last minute.
BITCH, I SHOWERED FOR YOU.
yeah yeah, start your shit again.
stop bitting my head off, :@
